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 A newly enlisted soldier in the Israeli army went up to his commanding officer one day and requested a 3 day leave of absence. The commander , starting at him , yelled , "You would have to create a miracle to get a 3 day leave of absence." The soldier agreed to the terms and set off in an Israeli tank the next day.
A few hours later , he returned to the military base in an Arab tank.
The commander , gaping in awe , gave the soldier his 3 day leave of absence. "I must admit , that truly was amazing , how did you do it?"
"Well" , replied the soldier , "I was driving near Arab territory when I spotted an Arab tank. I raised a white flag as did he. I got out of my tank and said 'Do you want a 3 day leave of absence ?' 'Yes' , he replied , so we exchanged tanks."
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